This just in:
Millionaire Mitt Romney doesn’t care about the poor.
This also just in:
Donald Trump is threatening to endorse Mitt Romney.
Should Romney accept Trump’s endorsement? Shall they just cosy up together in the Rich White Men’s Club?
What will this do to Romney’s chances of being elected? Probably not a whole heckuva lot. The people who were going to vote for him anyway probably won’t be swayed too much by the oh-so-shocking fact that Romney doesn’t care about the poor, and those who weren’t going to vote for him anyway are even more determined not to vote for him.
Me? I’m voting for Atticus Finch.
What? He’s a fictional character? He’s still a lot more appealing than any candidate I know of.
What? Even if he were a real person, he’d be dead by now? Again I say, he’s still a lot more appealing than any candidate I know of.
ATTICUS FINCH FOR PRESIDENT!