I have two pairs of jeans that are exactly the same, except that one is a larger size and the other is a smaller size. The larger size are the pair that didn’t stand up when I did the other day.
Guess which pair I accidentally put on this morning.
And my bright red shirt, worn in honour of Independence Day, is cut a little funky, and my white bra is peeping out. I do have bras in an array of colours, but so far the colours are white, black, beige, hot pink, and turquoise. I do not yet have a bright red bra. I think I need one.
So I’ll spend the day tugging up my pants every time I stand up, and tugging my shirt to try to minimize showing off my bright white bra.
Of course, the colours today are red , white, and blue, so maybe I can pretend that I planned it that way.