I dont know ezaktly whut a dirree iz, but Momma haz a kool new promoshun and I no she likes to rite about stuff here, so maybe diz iz her dirree.
Last week she went to get a noonee. I dont know ezaktly what a noonee iz eether, but I guess she got one anyway, and maybe a noonee iz a promoshun. You know hoccums I knoz promoshun? Becuz she haz de koolest job ebber!!!!! All she duz iz lie down onna couch all day and rub my tummee. Sometimez she makes me gibs kissees, and I make her beg before I gibs dem, but den shes good for annudder for or fiv hours of rubbin my tummee! I like Momma’s new promoshun and her noonee.