Yay! It’s my birthday today!
If you’re the one who left me a voice message at 3:30 this morning, please accept my apologies for not listening to it then. I will sometime today.
If you’re the ones who started my day off with loving birthday texts at 5:30, thank you! It was a nice way to start the day.
I got to work to find that the Grape Ape outdid himself. The last time he visited my desk, he just exploded. This time, he threw up and then exploded. Most excellent. There are purple balloons, streamers, feathers, beads, candy, bubbles, and even a cute little purple flip-flop keychain. And there is cake. Oh, yes, there is cake. White cake with white buttercream frosting and, yes, you guessed it, purple flowers.
I made the announcement yesterday on Facebook, but just in case you missed it: I have decided to be 13 this year. So bring on the fart jokes and juvenile fun and games. Woohoo!