Archive for October 14th, 2008

How can I get a cold, when I just had one about a month ago? Isn’t there some sort of statute of limitations or something on colds?

Why is it that when I’m in the bathroom, my younger dog decides that he can no longer wait to go tinkle?

Why is it that when he decides he absolutely must tinkle, and cannot wait another moment, he selects the bed as the appropriate place? Not “the” bed, but “my” bed.

Who came up with facial tissue? I’ve got a cold, lots of sneezes and snot, so I’ll wipe my nose with something made out of wood. Mmmm. Yeah, that makes sense. (Maybe facial tissue isn’t made out of wood. I could be remembering wrong, but my nose begs to differ.) (And yes, I do buy the kind that has lotion in it, and it does feel considerably better than the kind I get at the dollar store, but when you go through half a box in a day, it doesn’t seem to make a whole lot of difference.)

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Today’s Twitters

  • 12:15 sometimes I think I hold the record for getting sick the most number of times in a year. ‘Tis a record I would rather not hold. #
  • 12:16 Blasted raw throat again, and my ear problems haven’t cleared up since the last cold. #
  • 12:41 When I was returning from lunch, I saw a florist’s van at our building & wished someone would send me flowers. #
  • 12:41 A few minutes ago Rose brought me some roses! Very heartwarming. #
  • 16:47 Annoying question of the day: "You look good today. Are you wearing make-up?" I know she meant well, but what do I normally look like? #

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