You know what Twinkies are, right? I suppose they’re classified as food, even though I think they would easily survive an atomic blast. Gooey cakey sweetness with sticky creme filling. There’s nothing nutritious about a Twinkie.
But trust someone to find a way to make it worse. Batter that puppy up and fry it! I’ve never had a deep-fried Twinkie. I plan never to taste one. I would not eat them on a plane. I would not eat them on a train. I would not eat them here nor there. I would not eat them anywhere. Sorry ’bout that, Sam I Am!
But people didn’t stop there. If you can deep-fry a Twinkie or a scoop of ice cream, why not deep-fry Coca-Cola? Basically the recipe involves making a batter with Coke, and using it to make a funnel cake. So yeah, icky sweet and greasy, but that doesn’t sound too terribly dreadful. That is, not until you read the rest of the instructions and realize you’re supposed to sprinkle it with powdered sugar, douse with pure Coke syrup, and top with whipped cream and a maraschino cherry.