If you drop your cell phone on a hard, tiled bathroom floor, it will bust.
I know, I know. What was I doing with my cell phone in the bathroom? Well, I had a stomach-ache, and didn’t have a book in my purse. So I decided to play solitaire while I was otherwise occupied. One little slip of the hand, and bammo! Smash! It’s in three pieces, and I will be amazed if they’re able to fix it.
I’m really not happy about this. It’s been just over a year since I bought this phone, so no chance of a rebate on a new phone. That means I’ve got to get a new phone. I could probably do without a cell phone, although it would be inconvenient, except that we don’t have a home phone. So, no cell phone, no phone period.
Grumble grouch snarl.